It's a real shock sometimes leaving the workplace and coming into a house that has been roiling since breakfast time, when someone warmed her cold hands in an unhygenic way causing great distress to one of her siblings.
See if you can guess which things I say at work and which things I say at home.
- That website won't load because the name server is down. It's outside our control, but I bet it will be back up soon.
- Has anyone fed the cat? Because she's going nuts.
- Please, oh PLEASE, shut the door while you're pooping.
- Did it keep happening after you rebooted?
- Excuse me, you left a wet towel on the floor.
- I'm restoring those files Annette asked for.
- We should put Emily's present away so it still looks nice by her birthday party.
- Can you maybe move into a different room if she's bothering you so much?
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